I’m a public employee in the biggest city in the US

If you can afford a $250 SHOT of scotch, you can afford a $50 tip

Ante up, sunshine

So, have we officially hit rock bottom with really dumb questions here?

I don’t like either one of these people

Clarkson is an entitled douchebag

Thunberg is an example of everything that’s wrong with virtue signaling as politics 

You have a great holiday too - enjoy the Chinese food!

It’s stuffing, and if you don’t like it you don’t have to eat it - that much more left for me!

THIS is “dressing”

They are both forms of stuffing

Stove top is quicker and easier.

I have a job

I come home from work dog tired, and I want my food as fast as possible

If your grandmother has a problem with that, she’s welcome to come to my house and cook for me

It’s still STUFFING

Dressing is a liquid that you put on salad




Also...what’s wrong with stovetop stuffing?

It’s quick and easy to cook and tastes fucking awesome

No matter how you cook it, it’s still stuffing.

I never cook the stuffing inside the bird, I always make it as a side dish ...but it’s still stuffing 

Stovetop is my go-to stuffing - because it’s quick, easy and idiot proof. I’m a terrible cook, I don’t like cooking, and after a long hard day at work I want my food FAST AND EASY - just boil the water and throw it in - DONE!

I never put it in a bird (because to be honest I haven’t cooked an entire turkey in at least…

So....it’s just really moist stuffing?

Also....just cause it isn’t in a bird, doesn’t mean it’s not stuffing - and lots of stuffing has crumbs instead of cubes - it’s still stuffing 

Inside the bird or out....it’s still stuffing

Pretty much 100% of the time I make stuffing, it’s outside the bird - it’s still stuffing

Dressing is that liquid you put on salad 

It’s the exact same thing

And here come the Musk stans…..

Who the hell would want to buy this abortion?

It’s stuffing

Some people insist on calling it dressing, but it’s stuffing 

Actual Black person here

That’s stuffing

Not dressing (that’s what you put on salad, and it’s a liquid)

STUFFING

Also, regular stuffing > cornbread stuffing 

So, even though Jamil is right, she shouldn’t criticize CupcakKe for her terrible diet advice, because the latter is African American?

Uh huh

I guess that’s the logical result of Identity Politics/Oppression Olympics thinking

Also, when did we stop saying Black people and start talking about “The Black Body”? That…

Look, some of us are actually happy to be alive and to celebrate another year - life is too short to be a miserable asshole every day.

That’s why some of us like to celebrate life’s little victories.

Don’t like it?

Take a long walk off a short pier, sourpuss