I can’t see any downside to hydrogen powered vehicles.... oh, wait

I live right across the street from the Manhattan Eruv 

2,300 dead New Yorkers would disagree with you on that, friendo 

Parking your car, going into the restaurant and ordering from the counter is reasonable.

So is using the phone app 

You do know lots of your fellow Americans work off the books, and/or never file taxes, right?

Also, there are people who do file who can’t afford to pay their taxes  - did you know that?

The girl in the red dress is the best part of that video

Spoken like somebody who’s never owed back taxes 

For most Americans, having to cough up 6 grand on a moment’s notice is kind of a big deal

You have 24 foot parking spaces where you live?

I’d hate to see you try and park in NYC, where usually you have about 15 feet to park (if you’re lucky)

You must live somewhere really spread out

How big are your streets and how few cars does your city have?

That’s an awful lot of real estate

Not in New York

The hydrants only release water if you turn the nut on top of them

I see you’ve never been to New York City

You’d have to call 311 and make a complaint, then wait for the DEP inspector to come out and write a violation, and then DEP would send out a repair crew.....eventually. 

Nice to hear somebody that shares my authentic New Yawk accent... that said, dude, learn how to take a fuckin video!

I see you’re unfamiliar with the Geneva Convention

Our city already has a giant fucking bullseye on it, and always has, going way back to the Revolutionary War

I still think the assassination of Osama bin-Ladin was a war crime

He should have been lawfully arrested and taken back to the jurisdiction where his crime occurred.

Murdering him in his home in front of  his…

Oh, I know lots of them get some of their tips skimmed

These servers are getting ALL of their tips stolen - so that’s worse

Legally speaking he should have been arrested

Also, as a New Yorker, I wanted to see him tried here - they cheated us of that by murdering him in the streets (which also made him a martyr)

New Yorker who used to work in the towers here

It was a war crime

The SEALs should have detained Osama, then handed him off to the US Marshals to be brought to New York City for trial. 

Not quite sure what Zenophobia is

Fear of some guy named Zeno?

Irony - there are flight attendants who have actually died fighting terrorists (including on 9/11)

Also, both flight attendants and pilots are flight crew, and interfering with them is literally a federal crime