Cho Hyun-ah reportedly screamed at the flight attendant, who has not been named, for not asking her if she would like a preflight snack of macadamia nuts, and then for committing the egregious act of serving them in a paper bag rather than on a plate.

The captain could overrule her but he would likely end up being a former captain.

Hippies haven't been around for forty years. It's almost the equivalent of me telling you to go goosestep with the other jackbooted Nazis.

Perfect.

Va-ginas, amirite?

I think you're setting the bar pretty low for ownage.

I'm a huge Lakers fan and I found this HILARIOUS!

In all fairness, that was one ugly couch.

Ahhh, so it's a wildcat...Gotta love Texas.

LOL!!!

Why is there a lion mascot behind him? Why is he wearing a suit from 3 Day Suit Broker? When did he start dating Rihanna?

I suspect Lou hasn't had hard wood in many years.

Wasn't Darren Sharper the one who was out of position?

"He said he had his fill of football and that he likes to walk and wander, and he was looking for a warmer place,"

Rosetta Stone does not offer Yiddish. They offer Hebrew. Also, even my worst spelling of "Yiddish" does not autocorrect to "hoodish". I call bullshit.

It occurs to me that this is probably exactly what the Palin brawl looked like.

Does University of Phoenix Stadium not have a number for security?

Real question. What should the Patriot fans have done? Would it be better if they booed him? Of if they sat in stunned silence? He doesn't have a life threatening injury. And, he was acting like an ass in public. People tend to not like you when you do that. Personally, I wouldn't cheer an injury, but I understand…

Crap. I posted the same thing.

This kicker celebrated and got karma -