“disappointed with Colin’s actions and believes he turned a legitimate workout into a publicity stunt.” said Jay-Z while wearing a MAGA hat.

“Official Entertainment Minstrel of the National Football League: Shawn Corey Carter.”

First and foremost its reclaiming my time.

Each representative has a limited amount of minutes to ask their questions; uncooperative witnesses know this; so they purposely fill up the time by rambling and not answering the questions (Jeff Session and William Barr are masters at it).  So she nipped that in the bud and claimed back her time.  Do you not know how…

So, that’s Rep Katie Porter, D-CA. This is only a snippet of the inquiry - there’s more to it than what’s in the video - but she’s referring to the horrifying accounts of what content monitors have to go through and how terribly they’re treated by FB. The point she’s making is that if he’s not willing to do it for…

For the sake of his sister’s health, let’s hope the Jets don’t tie on Sunday.

“We’ve been over this Markelle, go change into one of the three outfits or people will know we’ve been filming for months. Don’t get down, even if you don’t make one today, we’ve some editing plans.”

The B-Roll from his shooting baskets is 17 hours long.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

Coming to CBS this fall: Hakim's Law. Sundays at 8, 7 Central. 

“You can just throw them out of windows??”

Toadstool

Anybody want to take a guess at how BLOTUS will manage to shit the bed on 9/11? I figure a whole lot of hate tweeting Hollywood and probably accusing Ilhan Omar of having masterminded the attack.

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.

As the incident occurred, McGovern says her daughter called her father, who rushed out of the house, and she followed. When police finally arrived, they declined to arrest the Dollar Tree George Zimmerman, telling the child’s mother that the man hadn’t committed a crime.

Me & fucking Marvin would be putting that clown into the dirt.

I’m tired fam, so damn tired.

You’re a little late for permanent brain damage, that ship has sailed.

Many girls were upset at the impossible standards Coach Meat set, offering only moderate praise for a .667 batting average.