I guess it wasn't Ladies Night

Bobby Petrino...after a motorcycle accident with his mistress which he tried to cover up and which ended with him being fired by Arkansas.

Absolutely!

You have a choice not to join by not accepting employment in a union shop. The union was created (and stay in place) because the majority of workers want it to be there.

Release me!

If the 49ers don't draft this guy, they are missing a big opportunity, both talent-wise and marketing wise.

She used the "I'm late" tactic?

Seacocks? I don't see no cocks.

Well, in all honesty, it was due for a setback.

Welcome to the era of the 5 hour baseball game.

Couldn't agree with you more. One of my faves.

All we need is a sexual assault and he will have hit the felony grand slam.

I love me some Gewürztraminer.

Clearly, no fucks were given about this piece.

De nada

A Zimmer man stands his ground.

Well-played. +1

Did he go to Notre Dame? Because, he's definitely a Golden Domer.

Which would only apply if the BBWAA was a governmental entity.