*The thrill is in Mike Hunt - fixed

I see what you did there. +1

Actually, he looks more like Jeremy Sisto

Most NFL owners aren't deeply involved in the roster positions of special teams players. That is why they hire the GM. Now, if the player in question had been Adrian Peterson, I think you might have a point.

"I'm most effective, where I can bang guys and utilize my skill..."

I'd go with Oliver Miller, but he's long retired.

Perfect!

I going to guess that it was a bet on the outcome of the game.

I work for a municipal government and we're blocking it too! I demand answers! What are we hiding?! Benghazi!!!

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a wrist bungee. Evidently, Drew's daughter is developing carpal tunnel syndrome from all of this list writing.

This! This!

"There are other reports the league could find the Steelers"

Wow! That was pretty amazing!

+1,000,000

I thought Willis's last name was Drummond.

What about the "fucked you in the ass" comment. And, how did he know that she was Filipino as opposed to some other ethnicity? And, what about her having to get a ride home tonight?

I've never seen hot fog.

Well-done +1

To be fair, it's not world war tow...