These look like circa 2009 Facebook status updates.

Yeah, when did All Day go away?

I'm going to call Atlanta a lower mid-level payroll team as opposed to a low payroll team. Seventeen teams have a higher payroll than Atlanta, while 12 teams have a lower payroll. On top of that, Atlanta's payroll is $89,288,193 as compared to the Pirates payroll of $66,289,524. That means Atlanta spent 1/3 more than…

The Cowboys have already done it within the last 10 years.

Big hits on tight ends,

EXISTS:

The internet has been conquered by you!

The internet has been conquered by you!

John Denvers should stay out of the Bay Area.

Now she has plenty of time to get drunk and offer up her VaJayJay to Clay Matthews.

Receiving messages from the Lord.

This is the breast video I have ever seen.

They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said "no, no, no".

Does this mean the Weather Channel will start producing reality TV shows?

+1

If Rivera is not asking for tributes and the teams are simply providing them out of respect for Rivera's career, how does that smack of ego?

Since I am an Los Angeles resident, I find it hard to believe that someone would mistake the two skylines (yes L.A. gets snow). Also, the image that they used is the first image that comes up in Google Images when you search for Los Angeles Skyline. But, I could be wrong also.

He's from Who The Fuck Cares

Which explains why some overworked intern put together a shitty graphic so that asshats can make fun of it.

Manning is from Louisiana, state abbreviation LA. I'm pretty sure someone took LA for L.A.