Isn't it obvious that someone called him a motherfucker?

"We're talking about idiot comics who got liquored up and ran their mouth off"

Wasn't the reporter/video technician making it about himself when he talks loudly on a cell phone during some heartfelt words about a deceased young man?

Yes, this should be included in an update.

Yeah, he has made this point on many occasions. Get with it Deadspin.

Habeas corpus is Latin, not Greek, and it means roughly "produce the body".

Well, the Mets couldn't let this continue. They traded Buck today.

Habeus corpus is usually used for those who are already detained, no? It is usually a writ to compel that the arresting agency bring the arrestee before a judge.

"According to ESPN's source, Odom is currently staying in a Los Angeles hotel room..."

Anybody playing right now would have been born in the 90s.

Accidentally brushed lips... This was my explanation to my parents when they caught me performing cunnilingus on my first girlfriend.

She bears a striking resemblance to Peter Griffin...cockfighting joke included.

This is some chicken shit...see what I did there?

Instead of RGIII they get RG1.5 or something like that.

None of these applies, since the drug program is a collectively bargained agreement. And, this is not a criminal case; it is a procedure provided for in the collective bargaining agreement. As a member of the player's union, he is bound by the CBA.

You get a triple when you're tagged on the helmet 1 foot short of third base? Hmmm, interesting.

Can't we just make something out of Kevlar?

If this was an SEC team, they would have had Your Honor.

What, they couldn't fit Sister Wives on the nameplates?