Just break the wrist and step away.

Just break the wrist and walk away.

By the way, the umpire is Gary Darling. Ron Darling is a former Mets pitcher and current broadcaster.

I'm sorry. You'll have to save that question for the Dionne Warwick discussion.

I'd hit that gap.

Just take me to the laaaaakkke!!!

You mean rollin' in the wok. Amirite?

According to Boz Scaggs, it was the dirty lowdown.

Not to mention attorney/client privilege.

I don't have a problem with Deadspin publishing the e-mails, but as an IT professional, I'm disturbed that you are showing the full e-mail addresses. Normally, that kind of thing is redacted when these disclosures are published.

Isn't Don King originally from Cleveland? Just sayin'

I have!

Can we move him up to 420 and change his name to Blazemore?

Shawn Kemp is fucking killing himself right now.

It's always white people doing this shit. Wait until us blacks get swimming pools.

+1 for hood rat

Michelle Bachmann gave me an eating disorder.

Was it blood-splattered?

Is not impressed.

No doubt Bobby Phills would race over to crash tonight's event.