I've never been a Yankee fan. But you have to admire a guy who is the ultimate professional. He does his job at an ultra-high level, keeps his nose clean, and is clearly respected by his peers. My hat is off to him.

+1

So what if I was drunk. I blocked for Dan Marino when he was on cocaine.

Yes, Warren Moon got this same garbage, which is why he spent a third of his career the CFL before getting to the NFL.

Three balls with one strike.

Meet the Jet's new QB Coordinator, Ho Lee Fuk.

Someone needs a trip to Urban Dictionary.

So, if you're going to be "that guy" get your shit straight. It was 2 packages totaling 1/3 of a pound. In case you missed conversions in high school 16 ounces = 1 pound. Therefore, 16/3 = slightly more than 5 ounces.

Dr. House! Paging Dr. House!

I'm sorry. I don't speak Spanish.

Doesn't MLB have a dental plan?

Cleveland, the city where we can't find 3 kidnapped girls but we can find 6 ounces of pot.

You're doing it wrong, kid.

Shortly after posing with these brosufs, Oden tripped over his dick and tore every ligament in both knees.

If you walk on water and heal a bunch of people, this is what happens

Why does the ice look like giant rock salt?

+ infinity

Makeup is a hell of a drug.

"If I could pick anyone to be my father, I'd pick Lawrence Taylor"

It could. But, the answer to any question about Hernandez will now be "we only talk about people that are on the team". End of discussion.