STATEN Island. Cropsey is about STATEN Island. Long Island is a whole other thing.

Ugh, why does every animated show look exactly like this now. 

So who was it, sometime in the early ‘00s, who said, “Let’s make all animation as ugly as possible. Just viscerally unpleasant to look at”?

“Then you’re gonna love Picard!”

Re: The Jane Krakowski Native American thing, I’ve noticed a negative trend where it feels like there’s this sort of a weird hierarchy when it comes to how certain minorities are treated in the media compared to others. As an example of this, look at the way that the tone-deaf but otherwise relatively tame Song of…

“I’ll do anything Gal [Gadot] asks me to do.” - Kristen Wiig

That’s such a better approach. Most gestures like this one seem to basically come down to white people wanting to gentrify history in order to absolve themselves of all past wrongdoing, but trying to erase the past does no one any favors. Just keep the episode, but include a disclaimer. Even Disney Plus does that shit!

Pete Davison is this generations Pauly Shore

This review further solidifies my opinion that Pete Davidson’s career relies 95% on pity.

The streaming outlet that exploits union loopholes to deny below-the-line talent royalty payments for their work is making a series called Royalties.

I will preface this by saying that I am an old man with copious lawn-minding experience, but when did cartoons all start looking weird and ugly in exactly the same way?

And yet no one will finance my play about William Henry Harrison: “A Tight 30.” 

“Tickets were $75.”

I just want to see a raunchy teen comedy made by a grumpy forty- or fifty-something bemoaning how today’s teenagers aren’t doing drugs, drinking, and having premarital sex like they used to. “Back in my day, we fucked behind the roller rink in the backseat of my used Plymouth Reliant blasting Nevermind from the…

But there’s an unnerving sense throughout Euphoria that this is a kaleidoscope into modern teen life framed by and packaged for older viewers who become voyeurs of these teens. Look how much they swear, they have sex, they get high, the show practically screams over and over and over. It doesn’t feel edgy so much as…

I want a director to come out and say a remake is for people who hate that shit, and fuck the fans.

Maybe if she’d gone to public school she wouldn’t be so fucking stupid

I consider these continued failed attempts to create a spring football league by rich assholes as proof that we do not live in a meritocracy.

I was in college during those last few metrodome years and man, it was glorious. Went to a game at least once a week. Tickets were legit free without looking to hard. Ride the light rail or park a few blocks away for $5. 21-year old me would walk in with, and i shit you not this is my greatest life accomplishment to…

I didn’t know about the Nats’ changes. That’s BS. The Orioles, meanwhile, are slashing concessions prices and trying to make it easier and more attractive for families to come out.