This isn’t to take away from how great Zion is, because he is unbelievable.

Barnes came to Univ of Texas graduation in 2017 to see TJ Ford graduate. Ford last played for Barnes in 2003. I’d say that’s a +1 for Barnes in the good person column.

Look. There’s a lot to hate about college sports and college coaches, especially deifying and wildly overpaying humans who are generally pretty marginal at everything outside of coaching a particular revenue-generating sport while their players are paid in essentially worthless credits to the company store.

Damn. This one was painful for the Vols. Love this team. Purdue is very good; and I hope they lose by 25 next round.

Sarah Baker writes about a topic of which I have no interest. And I will read every single one of her articles. She is consistently among the best, if not the best, writer on this website.

This is dumb.

this is a bad take. 

Yeah. Black people never push themselves to the limit running extremely long distances...

Just remember that Lebron dragged this same roster to the NBA finals.

Won't it be hard to type without all your fingers, though?

What a slap to the face to Brees. This is the kind of indiginity that will really leave a mark.

I’m still paying off my most recent visit to Whole Foods … or as I like to call it, Whole Paycheck.

Agreed, they definitely don’t count.

part of it is just amazing to see how factory it looks for something done by hand. master fabricator indeed

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

Hey, I’m a little slow so help me out. This is obviously an attempt at a joke, but I’m struggling to find it. In what scenario would a basketball coach ever say “try a 2-for-1”? That means nothing. And, even if it did mean something (again, it does not), what’s the “2-for-1” that you are implying he tried instead?

Dick.

I was on kick return for hs football. After the other team kicked off, the guy I was assigned to block ran me over, like I wasn’t there and tackled the ball carrier. Their next kickoff, when he came running at me, i took a knee, punched him in the balls, and flipped him over my shoulder. He sat out the rest of the…

Doing sit-ups during the presidential fitness test in middle school I accidentally farted and it was so loud that the entire class stopped what they were doing and stared at me.

I’m torn. On the one hand, Syracuse plays the least entertaining version of basketball ever conceived by the mind of man. On the other hand, opposing Duke is the duty of all good and right-thinking people.