If you average their driving skills with every human who ever lived, they are indeed above average. 

True, but it is definitely true that GM hoarded a lot of EV technology patents in the 80's and then let them rot in their back rooms while they built three models of Humvees.

Or you can just let your cat drive. 

“Fascism was SO much better in the old days!” (Probably)

I had an instance where I started to pull into a road with a tree blocking the sight lines. Seeing a car coming, I wanted to slam the car into reverse and get out of the way. In a manual, it would have been instinctual. In an automatic, I hit either neutral or park, I can’t remember which one. I did get out of the…

1960's Italian steel rusts so easily, that a car in this condition is noteworthy.

This article is not based on value, but rather on markups. Is there something better than the Prius, even at it’s markup price? THAT’S the question one should ask. 

There is not a lot of P1800 left in the Cyan, but it does look the part!

One of those checkout conveyer belt dividers was on the road in front of him, so he was totally stuck!

Isn’t “massive 30k service” a bit of a warning light?

Agreed. When the tide recedes, we might see some large ruts of sand that will make for sucky beach time. Then again, sand might be more forgiving than inland rivers.

The SL500 is an iconic car from the 90's! Headlight wipers are not good for gas mileage, but they are cool! I really liked that color back in the day. (“It’s not beige, it’s a gold-hued platinum!”)

The Crown’s specialty is a quiet ride. A convertible negates that to a strong degree. 

I HATE when I’m all pixelated first thing in the morning! I need to use my mosaic mirror to see myself properly. 

Sorry I doubted you.

Is the Jalopnik site dying? I don’t know anyone who has been rescued from the grays. Our avatar images are gone, and now we can’t vote. I couldn’t view ANY comments for 7 hours earlier this week.

Yeah, all of our profile pics are gone. No explanation. 

Next time I challenge anyone, I’ll take a screen shot so I know whether I’ve gone crazy or not. (I swear, I checked it five times! If I wasn’t in the grays, I’d ask the author if the editor changed the rules after posting it.)

If you are trying to get something out, or maybe dropped your phone, then I can see falling into one. If you try to lean over while leaning your waist on the edge, it’s surprising how quickly you rotate.

If I had time, I would have tried to post a link to a video!