I did that on my MINI, but then when I switched to better pads, the dust was brown... Can’t blame me for tryin’, I guess...

I have to say there is a stroke of genius in painting your alloy wheels the color of brake dust.

It’s a decline in craftsmanship.

Car slams on brakes.

Neutral

Buy 4 Volvos and 5 four packs of plugs, only way I can see out of the problem.

As the Bard said: “Cry HVAC, and let loose the dogs of WARM!”

I know it’s an innocent typo but MAN do I want a car with havoc controls!

if you can still call up the people who buried the time capsule in the first place, it’s too soon guys

Bears do everything casually. Casually open doors. Casually catch a fish jumping from a stream. Casually rip your arms off.

Oh fuck!  Colbear is one of THEM!

Oh? My! Grandma! What an awfully big trucker’s cap you have!

This car seat is TOOooooo hard... and this one is Tooooo Soft... But the little one is JUST right.

You get a star for the use of Panda.

Steven ColBEAR??

What is that, an early 90's Dodge Bearavan?

It won’t be long until they’re turning keys and driving off, and then we’re in real trouble.

I might have agreed with you that this wasn’t the bear’s fault until I read the text messages. He knew exactly what he was doing.

It looks like the car was bearly disturbed.

Seriously, who do you think benefits most from self driving cars?  ...Animals who can't pass a DMV exam, that's who.