I see you have your Masters Degree in Common Core Math. Nice!

See, the problem is that they only moved 2 teams there. If they had gone ahead and moved all three teams, they’d be getting three times as much money! That’s just simple math.

My favorite example of this sort of “scandal” was when Ohio State players had the temerity to sell their own property to pay for tattoos, and were suspended for half a season—an extreme penalty in the NCAA system—but were allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl against Arkansas because everyone wanted to see that looming…

Boy, am I in the wrong profession. When I choke slammed Mike in marketing I got fired-

Neutral: What’s Your Sears Automotive Memory?

Sometimes we trekked, sometimes we ordered in.

We made a four hour trek each fall to get our Toughskins every fall.  Did they have the Garanimals line of kids clothing or was that K-Mart?

1st gear:

Wtf is up with Ford, that they go through these wild swings every decade or so. They get their house in order, and everything’s fine for the equivalent of one product cycle, then they’re right back in crisis. Nothing ever lasts.

“the Kardashian Kollection, kollapsed kwickly.”

It’s technically branded whoever bids cheapest but they’ve long been a valued brand to consumers and that value is worth a lot.

Sears, JC Penny, and Montgomery Ward catalogs kept me out of my parents’ hair for many Christmas seasons.

I would think its more than a ton. Probably several hundred tons. Lets assume the average auto worker weighs 200 lbs, more than 10 people are nervous about losing their job.

I get hindsight is 20/20, but all they really needed to do was move from a paper catalog to an electronic one.

Neutral: What’s Your Sears Automotive Memory?

As a child of the late 70's and 80's, Sears was HUGE. There was a giant, multi-story downtown building near us and we went there for everything. Sunday clothes, electronics, TV sets, tires... even the roof came from Sears.

4th Gear: Sears Files For Bankruptcy

But now you know for next time. :-)

So you're telling me that I could've gotten like $300k more for my old RX-8 I sold? Dangit. I could really use $301.5k right now.

Use the Boss 429 scale. 375hp, $435,000.