“If you know what you’re doing,”

Exactly! Came here to say something like this, but with poor punctuation and worse words.

Well in my experience, carbs are simply less reliable and are worse for fuel economy. The point of this swap was to make it more reliable and easier/cheaper to live with - according to the ad. Given the abundance of good, affordable, fuel injected SBC options, going with a carb’d SBC is just stupid in this case.

Actually, Hank wants to take you for a ride.

I’m also criticizing the lowering job. NEVER LOWER A SUBARU. NEVER. NEVER. NEVER. Stiffer sway bars, springs, etc. Never lower one.

No, it's cool. He thought he was being racist *in private*. It's why they wear hoods.

Sadly, people were saying similar things about Warren Moon while he was here.  Thankfully, these people are dying out and their racist views are slowly fading away relative to the past.

“He also said that he regretted making the post, but added that “Over the history of the NFL, [black quarterbacks] have had limited success.”

Someone misses the pinpoint accuracy of Brock Osweiller. Or Matt Schaub. Or Tom Savage. Or Brian Hoyer. Or T. J. Yates. Or Ryan Mallett. Or Sage Rosenfelds.

This is Texas we’re talking about....suspended...with pay.

You root for a team that is 110-146 all time, Watson is already unequivocally your best QB ever, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, idiot.

Well, I mean, when you consider all of the success the Texans had with white QBs, it’s the only assumption one can make. A black QB like Deshaun Watson is obviously a huge step down compared to such greats as David Carr, TJ Yates, Tom Savage, Matt Schaub, Brian Hoyer, Brandon Weeden, Brock Osweiler and Sage Rosenfels.

“Sorry for being racist in public — I meant to be racist in private. Actually, wait, let me go ahead and double down on the racism since fuck it, everyone knows i’m racist now”

“When you need precision racism, you can always count on a middle-aged white bumpkin.”

Good thing this guy isn’t in a position to influence young children! 

I never will understand the affinity some people have towards carburetors. Carburetors suck. They truly, truly suck. They require frequent maintenance. They go out of tune regularly. The jets get clogged. You need to learn your car and perform the proper technique for starting the car, and that technique is different…

If only your car could hit the brakes of the car about to hit you. After all. 60% of all car wrecks are’t my fault!  I swear! /s

I changed the name to Blockchain Self Driving Space VR and sold it to google for 20 billion dollars

This explains why there were so many cars at my last stand-up gig.