Step 1: Have a volume knob

Came to say the same thing. But gotta be green for me.

Wow, I used to think this guy was a lying, disingenuous, weaselly bag of shit. But after reading this latest interview.....I still feel the same exact way. I’m sorry that a woman being brutalized by her husband was so hard on YOU, Urban. Hope you get run over by a bus.

Off the top of my head, I think that is the third gen. I had a 2nd gen which was pedestrian, but nowhere near offensive as the oval.

Actually, it turns out I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. Carry On.

No, it’s really simple:

Let me just say I love SHOs and everything about them.

When Ford released its first major redesign of Taurus, they replaced the previous generation’s overt aerodynamics with a design that embraced… ovals. Yep, ovals.

Give some props to 99 on defense. The big guy was pure hustle against multiple blockers.

You mean the one that Rob mentioned in the post? That one?

You have excellent powers of deduction, Holmes.

I like everything about this, from the 5-speed 30 year old wagon to the photos showing an owner who obviously enjoys 30 year old vehicles adorning his property, the delightfully organized trash cans with proper largest-to-smallest organization showing a thoughtful person, and a quirky house in the background. It all…

While neat, those flags all need to be retired. 

I thought you were supposed to take down flags in bad weather (something something flag code). That’s just sad.

Now that I google it, apparently it’s okay if its an “all weather flag”, but not sure any flag could be considered all-weather in this mess.

There are dozens of us Olds on Jalopnik! Dozens!!!

Finally found a comment referencing Click and Clack. First thing I thought of. The Dodge Colt Vista Wagon. I miss the Magliozzi bothers.

Winston is like Schrodinger's Rapist. 

Are you black?

I don’t think “macho” has as much to do with homophobia in the black community as “Christianity” does. Swap one out for the other and all of a sudden the discrimination, while still disgusting, makes a lot more sense.

I’ll paraphrase, but Dungy said if he were coaching, he wouldn’t draft Sam because he wouldn’t want to deal with “the distraction” he would create. Which sounded a lot like the argument about a black quarterback you’d get in the 1970s into the 80s.

I would rather be cremated.