Lol, Thanks.

This is the most accurate description of a boat launch I’ve ever read.

Like everything else, launching boats takes practice. I think the biggest thing that causes these accidents is nerves causing people to forget the basics. I have a pretty solid checklist that I run through each time and it keeps me out of trouble. I also refuse to rush, no matter how busy the launch is. Rushing leads…

Now a COYOTE on roller skates on the other hand...that could only end well.

Now, now, I hear you, but 1. the poster didn’t say the cheetah was going anywhere, only that it was ‘fast.’ 2. What about the caffeine? Does that change anything? 3. Someone had to help the cheetah lace up the skates, maybe that person also gave the cheetah a push? 4. Maybe a hill? 5. Maybe it’s one really big skate,…

Is there an issue (more than usual) with the Kinj - can’t access user info.

The LEDs all over the EV Testarossa is the worst part of that. Every time I see one of the VW’s with the illuminated emblem at night it’s so fuckin distracting, not to mention the one with the lightbar across the top of the “grille”.

The Testarossa does indeed look like a race car bed. That doesn’t make me want it any less, tho.

I agree but we know CEOs will then just reclassify their employees as contractors....

CEOs should cap at X times their lowest paid employee salary. They only go up if everyone does. 

Institute a ceo to lowest employee salary and benefits max ratio

“Last month, Cohen promised every player on the Texas Rangers a $10,000 GameStop gift card if they won the World Series”

NP - this one is in pretty good shape (meh pictures notwithstanding) and is on the lower end of what these usually sell for. This body style has grown on me, and these have the added bonus of being a homologation special which is always cool.

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There it stood, a libertarian city
I heard the mission (statement) bell
And I was thinking to myself
“Th…

Will this one get overrun by bears too? Here’s hoping.

This is my folks car. Thank you very much for rational description of why we haven’t taken the car out of the shed. I was actually going to pull it out in a couple weeks. Next time I’m out there and try to lightly pressure wash it so I and everyone else could see the full condition of the paint after these 30 years.

It may be my age but lately almost everything looks like a hearse to me.

This thing is, medically speaking, totally awesome.

AaaAAAaaaaAAaaaa-fternoon deleight.