I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

We know he didn’t do it.

Excuse me, the show is called Blue Jays Central.

Steve Simmons. Dave Feschuk. Steve Buffery. I’d avoid those ass clowns like the plague if i were a Toronto athlete too. Who among us gives a flying F about post game interviews full of tired cliches?

Thanks, I just had it waxed.

Christ, what an asshole.

I’m just going to keep using this gif for as long as it applies.

Oh, come on. My crippling alcoholism is a fine religion, if you ask me.

All religions suck.

Aaand this is why Evangelicals are supporting a thrice-married philanderer who, up until recently, supported abortion rights.

I’m not religious myself, but I come from a family of pretty progressive Christians (One of whom is a pastor) who are all pro-LGBT, anti-discrimination in any form, pro social justice/equality, treating everyone with respect and kindess, and all that other “treat others the way you would hope to be treated” stuff.
So…

If this is what your religion teaches / preaches, your religion sucks.

I really want to believe that these kind of assholes have been around forever, we just didn’t get blasted in the face by thier bullshit. In the 90s we had the militia movement (rather funny how these kind of people only seem to have issues with the government when the left is in charge) which had moments of spotlight,…

Like many people similar to him anyone who challenges the status quo is a danger to his way of life. Anyone who points out that cops shooting unarmed black people is wrong threatens their view of authority. To them the dead and injured officers in Dallas are a tragedy (which is true!) but the numerous dead and injured…

Once again confirming that I, a person whose ancestors were brought to U.S. shores 200+ years ago—long before the immigrant ancestors of many a white person—am still not a “Real American” with the rights of full citizenship. Thanks, Joe Walsh, for reminding me.

Oh Jesus Christ. President Obama has been incredibly restrained in discussing unjustified shootings of Black men by the police. What the fuck is wrong with this moron?

These are the type of comments I come to deadspin for

This is tragic and unexpected - I can’t understand why the Cubs would have traded for Josh Hamilton.

...everyone is super lame.