Is anyone else over the Olympics? I loved it as a child. Now I view it as the monetizing of manufactured nationalism often at the expense of countries who cannot afford to host them.

I have not seen such blatant disregard for both the spirit and the word of the rules by junior league basketball referees since the first Air Bud movie.

That’s not a loophole. Now THAT is a loophole...

I just assumed basketball in Australia looked like this:

Because it is a sport that transcends social class, race, and nationality through the shared love of a simple yet beautiful game. Plus, I’ll fucking stab you if the questions continue.

Tell me more about this unknown teen looking to score.

By writing Class of ‘92 and naked in the same sentence you just made every teenager girl in 1999 shiver. Damn those Neville boys were hunks. And don’t get me started on Scholes...

Johnson is finally beginning to express himself, looking dangerous and capable of scoring... wait, he’s pulled back. And there he goes, off again, using smaller words more readily identifiable to a child.

I feel terrible about finding out I had this guy on my bench on my fantasy team, what the actual fuck man!?

“Johnson’s first touch is a real horror show!”

- Ian Darke

Also:

those behind the Martial transfer now look like visionaries for spotting a potential jewel and snatching it up at any cost before most could tell if it was a diamond or quartz.

Billy is an Arsenal homer, through and through. It’s kind of embarrassing to see his other articles titled:

Does Wayne Rooney have to replant his hair or is it one of those permanent things? I am sure he has the best money can buy, but I have a feeling it’s like turf versus natural grass.

For the last time: Gareth Bale is not coming back to the PL. Let it go, English people.

Here’s the proper way to disarm a Turtle, via the Snapper-bar.