“Nothing but rapists and lumberjacks, some bad hommes there.”

THEY PAID FOR THEIR FOOD.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

There are so many levels of irony here that I officially don’t understand any of it. Someone do a translation for a befuddled non-American?

This is gold, nothing tops letting imbeciles make imbeciles of themselves in public.

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

Are there really people dumb enough to fall for this shit? Hell, I bet you could convince enough nimrods to elect an asshole like Donald Trump president! Can you imagine how awful that would..........ahhhhh fuck.

For the eight year period beginning January 20, 2009, non-Hispanic whites made up over 60% of the population, but made up ZERO PERCENT of U.S. Presidents. How do you explain that except for anti-white discrimination? Oh, I suppose that massive disparity is just a “coincidence.”

Enough already! Gah. This is torture. Please write about anything else. We’ll read it - I promise.

My favorite thing about the transfer window is how many rumors there are that involve player exchanges between clubs, which almost never happen. People always freak out about those - Alexis for Sterling is the most recent - but they’re a sure-fire sign that the rumor is total garbage.

The one thing I’ve learned from this transfer window is that just about every single European reporter on the transfer market beat rarely if ever has genuinely accurate information and generally let themselves be used as mouthpieces for whoever they have access to. Reminds me of all the smokescreens that go up in the…

Billy Haisley will not stop typing words until Colin Kaepernick is signed by Barcelona.

When healthcare became a thing, post WWII, it wasn’t viewed as a fundamental right, but as a perk for working for a specific company. Healthcare are a right is a relatively new phenomenon, both in the US and globally. Because the US took that path of “healthcare is a perk of working” for many older Americans, it’s…

Buddy, the lap bar dropped on that ride when the GOP got away with their SCOTUS antics. You know that slow, anticipatory climb up the first hill on a rollercoaster? When the people who don’t know what rollercoasters are like are looking around all confused, but everyone else is grabbing on tight? That’s us right now.

What a godawful feeling it must be knowing he can’t even hope for our government to put pressure on Erdogan. The Trumpists are probably taking notes. “Ooooh, take the family members of protesters hostage! What a great idea!”

i wish there was a way to defuse and declaw the signal to noise ratio that is social media and the internet. i think we, as humans, tend to take the vitriol way more to heart than the praise we receive online, perhaps out of some inherent lack of confidence in ourselves or self-worth issues - essentially reducing our…

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

Basically, a Jean-Ralphio who is in charged of our nuclear codes.

Every word of that article is straight up amazing. Donald Trump is trapped in a Being There remake of his own making.