Wolff continued, “Under computer simulations, it has been found that in small doses, the stress of anger dilates the capillaries resulting in 0.02 second faster reflexes in most conditions.”

“It’s a great situation, it’s what the sport needs - emotions,” Wolff told Sky Sports F1.

You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”

That would be excellent!

Now I want to see a Subaru commercial that rips off Jaws, with a little blue fin running through a mud bog.

That Jeep may be hip-deep in mud, have a broken drive shaft and other assorted problems, but do NOT call it shitty. Any XJ that dies off-roading deserves our respect.

They are billing this guy for liability insurance? Does that mean this business is not insured? Time to sue their ass.

Wouldn’t Yelp ratings of Towing Companies always be in the toilet?

The relationship between cops and tow company’s is incredibly sleazy. Tow companies will often throw the cops money for getting them business, wich in turn makes cops overly trigger happy to call for a tow.

Hey! This happened in my backyard! You wouldn’t be surprised to see the bill if you saw what the owner of assured collision drives, a bright green Lamborghini Murchialago! Also, there are houses only a couple hundred feet away from where he was stuck, I am supposing if he didn't call for the tow himself, which would…

#COTD

Since Oppo posts get buried.

I sure hope so...

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Impeach Ballaban.

Gawker rule 1... never miss a chance to take a cheap shot at a candidate you don’t agree with, or more likely, don’t understand.

Looks fairly obviously intentional on the video to me.