Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

this luxurious bathroom in what is surely a very expensive apartment

Damn, Drew. This might be your finest work yet, and I hate that such great writing came from such an awful place. As a quick background, we are nearly the same age and live about 2 hours from each other. We share some things in common, like a love of all things Bob Mould and cooking. But I am an intensive care…

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Re: Walking,

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”

I’m more irritable than I was pre-coma, but I can’t always tell if that’s because my brain is still swollen or because LIFE is more irritable at the moment.

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

How can any list be complete without the original Punch Out? Only getting to play infrequently, since my town didn’t have an arcade, it took me years to beat Bald Bull, and when I finally did I was running around the place screaming in joy.

Have to monitor the Kraft service table, otherwise some may be tempted to double dip

“How can an advocate for women in sports, who has testified about the importance of laws that guaranteed the existence of women’s sports, say that women’s participation in women’s sports is not a human right?”

What Diana conveniently fails to tell you is

1) Caster Semenya has XY chromosomes. As a result, she has testes (internal) but no ovaries. How her entire article could fail to mention those important facts is beyond me. The reality is we have to separate men’s and women’s sports into two categories if we are going to…

This article spends a lot of time attempting to diminish the role testosterone plays in Athletics and implies that it does not give an advantage to Semenya. I’m highly skeptical, given testosterone’s use as a PED going back to the East Germany days. If it is true that Semenya has no advantage, then why not allow all…

I love watching videos of proposal rejections. 

My buddy and I decided a few years ago to pick a PL team to root for (we live in DC), but didn’t want to pick any of the obvious top 6 or the then-current darling of Leicester City. We settled on Bournemouth since they had just been promoted, and it’s been a goddamn delight rooting for these guys the last few seasons.…

This was Saturday when we met Orion at the shelter, convincing us he’d be very happy to come home with us. We brought him home Monday afternoon.

The running joke with our lab mix is that within 10 minutes of one of us (OK, Mrs Lizardo) sweeping or vacuuming we will find a pile of fur and say “Jeez, why don’t you clean around here once in a while?”  We are getting a new couch and selecting fabric based on what will show his hair the least.  That’s right, the…

NC Senate is 70% Republican

Honestly, this is kind of beautiful in a way. Despite how silly or strange it may seem to the rest of us(me included), look how much this means to them and how happy they are. These girls have found a harmless way to cope with their real world problems, that should always be celebrated.