greensourpatchkid2
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greensourpatchkid2

Please dont lump the rest of the country with Florida. Its Florida FFS! Haven’t you seen the shitshow news that comes out of that state?

I already want to bash my face into my keyboard after reading through a small fraction of these comments...

Pokemon Go deliberately asks to be in places many of us would not normally be seen. By the simple virtue of white people seeing the unexpected, fearing the unknown, and assuming the worst, a black man playing ANY enhanced reality game where, according to racists and cops, ‘he doesn’t belong’, endangers him.

Youre underestimating how quickly old white people pick up the phone to call the cops

You are seriously underestimating what black people feel afraid of.

I was gonna write “inb4 all the ignorant and racist bullshit” but there’s already a “fuck off” comment, so I guess I’m too late.

I see 78 degrees at 11:04, and I question why anybody would want to be near a Heat fan.

Here, working at home, about five minutes ago. Age 41.

Yep, same. Except I’m on a sofa. And I never thought it was “Are you Ellie. Thought it was “Are you ready?” LMAO *hides*

Yep. I thought she said “Are you ready,” so obviously...I'm on top of this.

I had a friend who heard the lyric “cross I bear that you gave to me” as “cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.” Basically the best thing that happened to me on spring break in ‘06. Also, I thought The Beatles song Ticket to Ride was talking about a “baby donkey” not about a girl who “don’t care.”

Yeah, just said “Holy Mother of God” loudly enough to disturb the dog. I don’t understand how I missed it...

Murder, Inc. was his record label.

Same. 4:44 p.m. on 5/9/16.

MURDA! I don’t know why, but I fucking love Ja Rule. It just brings back some very specific memories.

Dude, I still hear “cross-eyed bear that you ga’e to me” every time.

OMG KATE ME TOO

Also, Why the fuck was he always screaming MURDERRRRR at me? And I feel like DMX barked at me a lot? The fuck man.

right here. at my desk. in 2016. at age 29.

I didn’t know at the time because I HATED JA RULE SO MUCH. I think Ludacris was big at the time and I reaaaaally liked ludacris. Now Ja rule is very amusing. But seriously, he was ALWAYS YELLING AT ME. Kind of like Dmx. He was always yelling at me too.