murder inc

hey I’m from Indiana too

ME TOO

I thought she was saying “Are you ready”

this is gold.. oh my god.

That linked picture is really disturbing.

i hate having anything in common with Ted Cruz.
I’m allergic to fucking avocados. those bastards

I agree with you. Every picture I’ve seen of him, his eyes look really bizarre. There’s nothing you can do about that. It’s like James Holmes. Even without the longish Joker hair, he still looks crazy.

I used to enjoy wearing heels occasionally, but as a fellow fucked up foot person (cortisone shot level), NOPE

sour apple vodka here