I see what you did there.

The fact that there still are members of the GOP fighting this should hang on them like a fucking giant scarlet letter. Even John McCain had the common sense to call for a special prosecutor. Sure trump and companies treason have me furious, but the people complicit in this are making me insane.

That was super fucking painful to read and watch.

Pretty much. Imagine being 37 stuck in airplane with a bunch of 20 something’s realizing you got duped.

As an old festival goer, I had no idea who anyone outside of blink 182 was on the set list. I used to go to festivals because of the music, and if you told me the headliner was blink 182, I would give you some spit in your hand for admission to a festival held in Shangri-la.

<quickly grabs a boulder and takes a running start>

Lol, par for that course is 27, I finished that round with a 44....with a hole in one.

The funny part is: I am a horrible golfer. I will never hit another hole in one in my life. I was so excited I had no idea she was going to freak out on me when I dropped her off.

Lol, I hit a hole in one on a first date golf trip. It was a short 9 hole course, and I am not a very good golfer. I was so excited, I spent half the game of golf calling everyone I knew to tell them about my hole in one. When I dropped her off, she was fucking pist, like livid. I never heard from her again.

I can’t believe people give a shit what Fabio has to say.

I picture a camera sound him spinning the camera saying,”Yeah, give it to me!”.

Christ, they have been grifting forever haven’t they?! I almost forgot about this.

What’s the over/under on that being Donnie’s idea?! Never mind...

Christ, he is the assless speedo of presidents.

“new ground for the government,” according to Zinke.

It needs mustard, may haps some aloe.

Yeah, big +10 on the article title.

This is the anecdote of a a vapid over privileged white women success story.

I know people misuse “literally” all the time, but he literally makes orange clown mcshittle skidmarkaroo sound like a spoiled 10 year old that had taken too many blows to the head. Literally. And Obama wasn’t even trying.

I would pay for a front row seat to that and would have dumped my popcorn on her head.