Yeah the “OMFG the kids!” Is kinda ridiculous. Sounds like an isolated incident that Brad lost his shit. I am certain those kids will get the hundreds of hours of counseling that they need while children in Syria are dying. Let’s quit with pretending these kids will be anything but okay.

For the children’s sake, nobody likes hearing this......

Ugh what?

Yeah, his delivery is very unique and he is a natural story teller.

I thought this was supposed to be a sports website.

Teenagers are significantly shittier in packs.

Counterpoint, high schoolers are fucking terrible sub humans.

It’s not everyday that you knock your opponent out, and you both still are losers.

It’s pretty easy for me as I do this thing called “work”, which thanks to the season starting means I stroll in at noon, rummage around the walk-in for 15 minutes and make breakfast. Then at about 1:45, 2:00 I make about 10 orders of wings and try not to make a mess the rest of the day.

This bag of dicks I got for ya ain’t going to eat itself buddy

Yeah, I am from Omaha Nebraska and there is a little strip mall off the beaten path that has a Sudanese joint that is pretty great, and has good meat dick.

This is some proper meat dickin'.

Over/under how long will it take people to quit saying “This is supposed to be a sports site."?

Right? I mean everyday is a fucking miracle right now.

I am having a hard time wrapping my brain around the concept,”We should wait! It will be perfect!”

Really throwing those dice by making the oldest man in the world wait 2 more weeks aren’t we?

I love how he goes in for a handshake and she just keeps her hand rigid.

The white sox know how to fill seats. I’ll give them that.

As someone that did go there, he is probably one of the guys chasing cans at the tailgate outside Kinnick.

+1 get off my lawn.