I guess it depends on what game we are playing.

2 and 1/3. Hotdogs aren’t sandwiches.

Courage is a funny thing these days. Muhammad Ali saying he won’t kill people that have never oppressed him was courage. An 1/8 inch Jack port choice doesn’t really fit in the same ballpark as the word.

I think this was written backwards.

Demarius Thomas is going to be hosting an event with rascal flats or some other country act, at gander mtn near my place. I think that about sums it up.

The greatest feat the devil ever did was making you think you could ever like Jill stein

There’s something about apples and trees.

Everyone knows that helmets prevent ptsd and jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.

“Troy has blood coming out of his eyes, and his whatever."

You mean when Ann Coulter was just a filly.

Thanks Obama.

Why does god hate Cleveland?

So that’s what happened to Joel makovika after he left Nebraska.

Weshould be thankful it was a teacher and not a cop or this little girl would have been shot.

Or he takes a poison pill that is triggered if he laughs at his own jokes.

Look at this adorable little child then look me in the eye and tell me she didn’t have it coming to her.

To be certain, okay 52 percent goes to the 32 owners of NFL franchises. Now there are 53 roster spots a team. Let’s round up to 9 billion. Divide this 9 billion by 52% and by 32.

I think It is safe to say Tony Romo has more spine than most NFL executives.

This made me collapse laughing.

Dude we are in the middle of a writer and internet commenter housing crisis and you won’t even let us sleep on your park bench of the web. Chill.