Probably ;)

Your arm must be so fucking tired from carrying that torch for a decade and half.

ya ya it’s a pop punk mixtape more properly HOWEVER i think we can all agree that “emo” is a much funnier word

This seemed like a good enough excuse to post this. (Must get own dog to put in footie pajamas.)

After doing an extensive Googleimage search the closest I could find is dogs in overalls.

Can there be staples involved?

It’s like now we aren’t going to put a human tshirt on a dog the normal way? We have to make our OWN brand of dog tshirt to fit insane 4 legged dog pants?? That go from the neck to the tail? It’s like no..,you know what? I won’t stand for this. America shouldn’t stand for this. Everyone stop talking about refugees and…

Do you mean...how he’s making out these days?

A few years ago I found my iPod that had been missing since I was 16

Michael Buble is basically the opposite of a spice. Add just a pinch of him to make everything blander.

And by “apology culture” she means minorities refusing to kept our mouths shut when white people want to have a good laugh at our expense. Fey and all these other comedians lamenting this nebulous “pc” culture can get fucked.

Yes! The reading comprehension is very low in this one! Like, grade five low. I taught middle school literature for a bit, and the question “why is Hermione’s face described as white” could conceivably be a question in one of our standardized tests. I feel confident that “because she is caucasian” wouldn’t qualify as…

“Hermione’s white face”

My shitty life is infinitely better. Sure, I have my issues, but at least I kind of chose he majority of them myself.

I pity her, she’s been raised not to see or know about the very real options she has.

Act like a lady, completely fuck up like a man.

I remember the first time I boned a guy who had heated floors in his bathroom and totally thinking, “oh he’s slumming.”

Heated marble floors. I wants them.

i hope people start endorsing tampons too

Christmas came early! Remember friends, every time a Martin Shkreli is arrested an angel gets its wings...an AIDS patient gets their meds...overpriced musical memorabilia isn’t sold to a douchebag.