“The man in the video tells her that people with any head coverings, including hats and hoodies, aren’t allowed in the store.”

“I could care less” has an implicit “but I don’t” tacked onto it and it is perfectly acceptable alternative for “I couldn’t care less”.

I don’t understand the disposable razors:LEGO thing. Can someone explain that to me?

I love all the wrong answers, but this one is such a work of art.

I start every sentence with “You know me, I'm emotionally unstable and cry at everything”

ugh exactly! i’m adopted (from texas, coincidentally) and people say that to me all the time. i don’t know much about my birth mom because i’m pretty uninterested, but my sister’s birth mom had her when she was 14 years old. i love my sister more than anything else in the world, but she and i are both in total…

I know this is a silly extreme to take the issue to, but I have also often found myself wondering about the complete selfishness of Marty McFly. Really dude? You existing is so important that you need to make sure your mom ends up with your creepy, perverted loser of a dad? I’ve never liked him as a hero. Maybe just…

I always thought my own mother would have been better off.

I’m a bit flummoxed at a world that can still think a woman’s body belongs to her husband and also has the internet. Like, yes I know there are whackjobs that still think that way? But I still feel like they shouldn’t exist in the same reality as technology.

Welp. Looks like I have to go fight all of Instagram. BRB.

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?

This is also proof that Christian Sharia reigns supreme in certain parts of our country. I don’t know how you ever fix that, unless the Supreme Court at some point bans religion from public life.

We have yet to hear an adequate answer to why Ross, the largest friend, does not simply eat the other five, earthlings.

Meanwhile, I do something cringe-inducing several times a day and no one is paying attention to me me me me me!!!

I can't tell if these stories warmed my icy cold heart or chilled my raging hot anger.

This lovely man came in every day, I burned his bread, and he left a $5.00 tip on a $4.00 meal. One time, he heard me (quietly, I swear) talking to another waitress about how I couldn’t afford to have my other cat spayed yet, and when he left, I found $100.00 under the cup for my cat.

Wanna see Aaron Carter’s butt? [InTouch]

Two, Four, Six Brazilian Butt Lifts.

Does Wiz Khalifa think Blackface is okay on October 31st because “it’s halloween for fucks sake”?

The actress claims she asked the children if they’d seen their mother, Nicole Kidman, recently, or planned to do so.