When I was little, one of my mum’s cousins got pregnant in her mid forties and I remember my aunties referring to this phenomenon as a “going out of business sale”.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

It looks creepy as fuck. What is Woodstock even supposed to be? A bird?

Oh my GOD. I couldn’t figure out what that was supposed to be. It looks like some kind of sun monster.

Holy fuck that’s not really an out loud thought...

Ugh EVERYONE in this story is a complete asshole.

It was such a bizarre and fascinating story..

I read the whole thing. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me... I have shit to do today.

Bryan Adams is WAY better than Ryan Adams and those puppies are so cute I want to cry.

Someone who should really not be a doctor anymore...

Who hurt you?

Nah I totally cried too. Kids and pets just get to me.

This actually made me cry. I’m weak.

Good point.

Why are people so quick to see imaginary dangers but cannot see actual, real danger?

He seems like a real expert on nutrition...

If she didn’t cuss him out then and there, she has much more discipline than I do... What a dick.

I feel like i’ve said this before and will probably say it again, but Wendy Williams needs to shut the fuck up.

Gawdddd why are people so quick to stand up for fucking assholes? Because they see themselves in every generic asshole? I don’t get it.

Sears portrait-y is the perfect way to describe this whole look.