ew no Ted Cruz is not one of us don’t even say that no

Yeah that is exactly why i’m confused.

Are you supposed to put this stuff like actually in your vagina? Because gross...

“Stuffy literary cunts”

Your hatred for Ed Sheeran is my favourite thing.

YA BURNT

i’m crying.

I don’t think most of these guys made it past the first two amendments.

I’m pretty sure the only pair of high heels I still own are Jessica Simpson and they are slightly less like torture instruments than most high heels are for me. (I have weirdly shaped feet)

I think the face looks more like Naya Rivera from Glee than Nicki Minaj, but it looks the most like one of my cousins and it’s really weirding me out..

Yessssss they scare the shit out of me!

I just watched this with my dad and he thought it was the funniest shit ever.

Honestly the dieting involved in MMA is probably way more dangerous to a pregnancy than the actual fighting or working out. The way they cut weight in combat sports is no joke and not even very safe for a healthy, non pregnant person.

Yeah she looks like she’s put on a little weight and it looks good on her imo

No no nooo Joan Baez you are better than this...

ahhhhhh lil wheelie dogs!!! You have no idea how much that brightened my day!

Totally. I think this is hilarious, but I work a kennel which involves cleaning up endless amounts of dog shit, so shit honestly doesn’t really disgust me anymore. All food is just future-poop anyway...

Beautiful

It’s funny because Anne Hathaway actually looks more tan than she usually does (can you even call that tan? She looks like she’s had some sun but it’s more of a rosy colour than a tan?) but she still looks super pale compared to Valentino.