Yeah like it’s pretty gross as it is (which miiight be kinda funny on an adult) but on an actual child it’s v upsetting...

I fucking hate it when people tell me I look tired. It’s just a VERY SLIGHTLY less rude way to tell someone they look like shit. Don’t tell me I look tired. I’ll fuckin slap you.

Ahhhhhhhh his lil floofy butt!

That tweet literally made me retch out loud and curl up in the fetal position.

Eat supper at like 3:00 in the afternoon... Foolproof.

How professional!

Like are we really so removed from our own humanity that our farts can’t smell bad anymore? Farts smell bad. Grow up. Get over it..

Kimberly,

It’s the perfect business scheme

That was my theory also because I KNOW this would make me shit fire. My mum used to take alli so I know the type of shits. The shits of legends...

I hate Céline but sometimes her voice really chokes me up so maybe that’s why...

That is so fucking cool

Ahhhh I work at a kennel and I’ve seen a few dogs with collars like that and wondered where they got them. I should have figured it was etsy.

I’m so sorry for being such an asshole but that made me laugh coffee out my nose.

It seems like these people could emphasize things like boundaries (ie about the bathroom) and what’s appropriate in public vs at home or at the beach, but I really like this idea and i’ll probably take a similar approach if I ever have kids. It’s fucked up to teach kids that their bodies are vulgar and offensive.

I went on a family vacation to Yellowstone when I was a kid in the 90s and I still remember in extreme detail the video of bison attacks that was playing on a loop in the interpretive centre. It scared the shit out of me. Do not fuck around with bison!

Uhh please describe the nails because that dope ass rock blinded me before I could scroll down far enough

Iggy Azalea freestyle lmao fuck i’m crying

Tell me something I don’t know, science!

I’m not much of a traveler but I would get a shit tonne of use out of this. I love the bomber jacket! More pockets in women’s clothing!