Are you sure? You’re acting very childish right now. One of your main points is that you don’t like that Nicki encourages women to fuck drug dealers. I just asked you to expand on that and explain what exactly you find so objectionable about that. Why would you even post a comment if you’re going to be a huge asshole…

What is wrong with fucking and dating drug dealers?

I am like cry-laughing right now because these people are terrible and scary but they are also so stupid that it’s hilarious. And my theory as to why the paper ran this item in the first place is that they were trying to make a mockery of the Jensens’ idiocy (all you really need to do to make a mockery of these people…

“Who” is the subjective and “whom” is the objective. If it is the subject of the sentence, use “who”. If it the object of the sentence, use “whom”.

Oh god do you have a brain injury or something?

ginger whinger lmao i’m dying

People who can’t tell when someone is making a joke are worse than apartheid...

oooh WANT

Well you figured out what I do when I call in sick to work.

I keep reading “ice cream face social” as “ice cream facial” and thinking about how disgusting and terrible for your skin that would be.

My mum got this little jade roller thing when she was in Israel a few summers ago that is really nice for hot days. It’s like a little jade cylinder on a handle and you keep it in the fridge or freezer and roll it on your wrists, neck, forehead, etc., to help cool off. I have no idea where to get one, but I imagine…

That is a fucking amazing photo for real though.

Exactly. It’s like what one of my old camp counsellors used to say: “Food is just poop you haven’t eaten yet.”

So you can’t see your veins to shoot up.

I keep trying to picture a gala event at one of my city’s bingo halls and it’s just too hilarious/unrealistic. The blacklights in the washrooms really set an elegant mood though.

If you see me running, the police are already there.

Is “bingo hall” not synonymous with “super ghetto and scary” everywhere in the world? The bingo halls where I live are notoriously sketchy and violent places.

Does anyone have any suggestions for a place to buy cute swimsuits online? I really like the ones on modcloth, but they’re all a bit too expensive for me. So something similar in style to modcloth, with better prices, but still ships to Canada. Any ideas?

And if you are thinking sexual thoughts about a baby in a bathing suit, you would probably be thinking sexual thoughts about her no matter what she was wearing, because you are a sick fuck.

Michelle Duggar always looks like someone is pointing a gun at her just off camera and ordering her to smile.