Oh gawd so precious. Great outfit.

Wait they’re being detained with their children? Their children are in jail with them?

actual nightmare

wow t-pain really gets me

Well if I had that much money and anyone who loved me, I would totally bid on this.

wowwww that is so stupid and bizarre because people in Canada are actually pretty fucking racist.

I loved this show, but as a Native person I was suuuper offended by the whole storyline about Jacqueline being secretly Native.

This honestly just makes me really glad my parents are divorced.

I always thought she was at least ten years younger than me but she is only five years younger than me. Hmm.

I don't understand the whole polite Canadian stereotype. People are fucking rude here.

what is "so American!" about getting engaged?

white people named Dakota

Shoulda maybe talked to a lawyer before buying a house, not after.

why

Oh yeah I always forget that some people are like... responsible adults or whatever

Your sister had her stagette the night before her wedding? That's hard core. Wasn't everyone super hung over?

When I was in high school, a girl in my art class said she hated feminists for pretty similar reasons.... so I punched her in the face... I was kind of a fucking nut job in high school tbh.

Shaking hands is a disgusting practice in general. I hate it when people want to shake my hand. Let's just not touch each other, okay?

Ugh $1000 for an ounce makes me cry even more. Yeah grams to ounces is basically the only metric to imperial conversion I understand because weed is still usually sold in ounces here (unless it's less than like a quarter and then most people go by grams).