Maybe if you make a gigantic mistake due to carelessness, you should take the time to double check your apology? Good grief indeed.

So what if the phone autocorrected? He should have gotten the names of both countries spelled right in his fucking apology Tweet. That’s really not a lot to ask.

I have on many occasions been very close to silently packing up my shit and driving the 6 hours back to my home when my family has pulled some of their ridiculous bullshit. Family Feud marathons would put me right over the edge.

Family Feud MARATHONS???

Yeah, that’s a pretty stupid thing to say, but I do think it was well-intentioned – like he just meant to say, “My bad! I let them down, so please direct any and all possible negative reactions toward me!” He realized that this was going to overshadow their Big Moment, and he was trying to prevent some bizarre…

But given what he’s tweetpologizing for, I mean, for FUCK’S sake, he could have read it before firing it off, right?

Marie, that wasn’t an interpreter who explained things to Miss Colombia and then removed the crown. That was Miss Universe 2014. She was also Miss Colombia which contributed to the problem. The teleprompter read Miss Colombia as the winner. Harvey was probably reading off the teleprompter and only gave the card a…

This is the kind of thing where life imitates art and both are the worse for it.

Eeek...they don’t even really show Miss Colombia much after he announces the mistake. I really want to see her smile-through-the-pain face. No one could have run up and whispered in her ear before he announces it to EVERYONE?

this makes me so uncomfortable to hear about, i cannot even watch the video. i’m cringing so much.

Oh. Thanks.

He’s lying here (though of course you can look back through his comment history if you feel so inclined, assuming of course he hasn’t deleted those telling monstrosities).

Right. So Jennifer is the only woman to which this applies? Nope. Jennifer somehow has the worst negotiatiors in the world? Nope...she is represented by the professionals at CAA. Jennifer is actually currently the highest paid female in Hollywood (she made $20 million this year while Robert Downey Jr made $80) so…

We women really MUST stop worrying about whether or not people LIKE us. That’s behind most of the shit that we allow to happen. And YES, I am well aware that both men and women need to stop treating women like shit - but we really need to stop allowing it. Or not SAYING something when it happens.

I think she gets tons of publicity by using as material the legitimate thread in her life of men thinking they can vocally evaluate and find lacking her looks, and then use this evaluation to judge if she has a right to be on tv or in the movies.

You don’t get to file a lawsuit against people and then try to limit the information that the other side is allowed. He opened himself up to this by countersuing. Let the discovery begin.

I know way too many people that hated on them this entire time and it just sets me off. Damn it, he’s so smart. I’m going to miss his speeches just as much as I’m concerned about what baseless, mindless, hopeless trash I might have to listen to next. And President Obama is *cool*, way cooler than I’ll ever be. No…

Maybe it’s the 9 Guinness droughts I just had, but reading this made me a little misty eyed

The entire Obama family has been nothing short of classy the entire time he’s been in office. His daughters seem like very intelligent well-adjusted young women that will go on to do great things. Michelle has been a lovely role model and took her role as First Lady beyond what it seemed a lot of people assumed she…