Fat and old is the best. They will totally not even notice the middle-aged white lady until after I’ve thrown the molotov cocktail.

One of my best female friends is a fat feminist who loves herself. She is married to a man who is one of my best male friends, and a guy who I’m old enough to remember when we were both stupid-ass young dudes trading misogynist bullshit on the Internet circa 2003.

Plus, if any man is telling the truth, we sit to pee as well about 1/4-1/2 the time we’re in our own home. Especially when you get up at night and you don’t want to blind yourself by turning a light on.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

This may be a news flash but not everyone even has a car! What might those people do in an emergency?

I don’t know if you smoke already/are around stoners much... But there is something exceptional about adranaline that sort of crushes a weed high. Everyone I know who has been high when something bad/dangerous happens is the MOST sober, while the sober people are actively freaking out (yay, adrenaline!) and the drunk…

if you think patience is the most important thing when raising kids but you have to get high to be patient then MAYBE you shouldn’t have kids.

One of my friends was telling me about her abortion and I started to say “so, do you regret it?” but I couldn’t finish the sentence because we were all laughing so hard. The idea that we would regret something that enabled us to continue our lives and careers and save hundreds of thousands of dollars over our…

I’m a woman, Mexican-American, scientist I don't know which part of me is happier about this.

It’s actually a dogwhistle of a threat. Women get too much freedom and the consequences are naturally sexual assault from men. And it’s all the women’s fault for expecting too much.

Seriously, “The Brink,” what the fuck?! I didn’t think it was the “best” thing this year, but that show was seriously funny and had some really smart (and dumb) moments. Not sure how that gets canned but Real Time with Bill Maher is still on.

If you read the NYT article, the concepts being taught are things like: “Forcing a woman to have sex with you is impermissible.” This isn’t advanced feminist theory, and targets manifestations of misogyny that are overwhelmingly male-on-female.

To me, the last paragraph exemplifies why this is a good idea. It seems like they’re going out of their way to avoid saying “your immigrant ways are wrong” and instead are saying “there are the rules here. even if these rules don’t apply where you are from, they apply in Norway.”

There’s quite a bit of fat in hotdogs. Not to mention cholesterol. It seems like a decent veggie alternative. If you’re counting carbs or go for the commercial-grade buns, sure the bread isn’t too healthy. Just go for something whole wheat or multigrain instead.

My salary is publicly available on at least a half dozen sites on the Internet. It’s a little weird at first, but after a while it’s just normal. I actually think it improves employee relations and morale. Plus it helps me know who to hate because they are worthless piles of shit that make way more than most people,…

Fine, I will stick to the thing that is the point: Product liability cases against multinational corporations tend to have far larger payouts than personal injury or civil rights cases against municipalities. Municipalities have shallower pockets and a culture of negligence within them reaches fewer people (see also…

She was awarded for her medical bills, that coffee was well into dangerous temperatures and caused third degree burns on 6% (eta actually it may have been 16%) of her body. It almost killed her. She was in the hospital for 8 days and needed skin grafts. She originally asked for her medical bills but they refused.

It would be such a kick in the teeth to learn how to knit to make a specific thing, and then realize that’s not the craft (you could adapt the pattern, sure, but it’d be easier to learn the right craft in the first place)

It took me 2 years because I forgot. It was so painful for me (physically and emotionally) that my brain completely blocked it out. And before you say “she’s lying” I remembered because my rapist told me that he raped me. That’s what brought all the memories back. If you don’t believe me, at least believe him.