Well clearly that was a bad idea then, cause they fired thousands of employees less than a year later!

Ok, Phil Spencer. 

That’s not true. Kotaku user AnimaniacSpirits believes every word of it!

And how is Microsoft going to do that when they make billions in profits each year, bootlicker? Don’t bother answering, unless you can’t see the obvious.

Their job constitutes lying and conditioning the public so they can stay in their ivory towers.

Speaking here as someone who’s been laid off by Microsoft more than once (and eventually replaced by AI in one notable case), who’s struggling again to find work, and is running out of money:

Yep, Halo Infinite is 100% finished and does not need... oh, wait, hang on, my producer is telling me the game still needs tons of work.  So why the fuck are they laying off developers?  Got any other stupid comments, bootlicker?

Microsoft’s CEO, Satya Nadella, has a net worth of approximately $350M.  He could give $30k to every employee he fired and still have $50M left over, enough that he’s still rich beyond your wildest dreams.

Fuck this guy and all middle management types who feel so bad for having to let you go. This is seriously triggering.

All of these executive jerkoffs know that none of us believe this bullshit, right? That we know it’s just them being dishonest with us?

I have little problem placing the overwhelming majority of the blame for the current sorry state of Xbox on Phil Spencer. He had all last-gen to right the ship and make sure that Microsoft didn’t repeat the mistakes of the Xbox One, but so far he’s seeming little different than Don Mattrick. Just more likeable if you…

Maybe a Sting concert will lessen the pain.

Oh so painful, probably didn’t get a paycut either to save those jobs.

Maybe if Phil had cleared out the cruft at the top of 343 preventing all the talented people from making their games faster and better (how many false starts did Infinite have? at least 2...), the game wouldn’t have been so expensive. Maybe if he pushed for a less exploitive monetization system, it would’ve pulled in…

If they have $70 billion to spend on Activision, then they have $70 billion to spend on current employees.

If only “best-looking” was a purely technical contest based off of poly count, shiny-ness, and frame rate speed.

This is a pretty decent satire post, but being Call of Duty-related, it probably needs a racial slur or three too.

Some of your article remarks kinda smells like liberal leftist speech.

There’s a part of the game where you climb a ladder and slide down the Trump wall with ease, “de-escalate” by aiming assault rifles at Texans living in mobile homes, and then get arrested by police officers because you’re Mexican, only for the police officers to be immediately killed by middle eastern terrorists in…