And he hit .444 with the bases loaded over his career. This is getting into Bill Brasky territory.

How good was he?

"You like horse baby?"

I don't drink Bud or Bud Light, but I am from St. Louis & it's actually a pretty cool town. Skip the Buweiser brewery tour & head straight to the Schlafly Bottleworks though, they make actual beer there :)

I just had a thought. What if Fig ends up in Litchfield as an inmate herself next season, after being indicted on federal charges for hella embezzlement and fraud?

Wait. I don't see anything here about the great moments that CO O'Neill had. His song to the nuns had me screaming. Then he launches into one about divorce. And at the end when Caputo screams "O'Neill scatter the nuns!" Here is a link if anyone want to get a banjolele on ebay. http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_tr…

And why is Larry being portrayed as some okay guy? He's cut from the same cloth as Piper - they just encourage each other's selfish tendencies and delusions of self-importance. This is beyond obvious in season 1. Also, cheating on someone with your ex is WAY DIFFERENT from hooking up with your ex's MARRIED best friend…

What about when Vee gets killed? I sort of clapped too.

FAVORITE QUOTE: Mendoza's reaction to complaints that there are no gluten-free options: "Prison IS gluten! Don't do the crime if you can't eat flour."

Is it weird to say that I appreciate that they let Caputo be hung. Like, give the guy that win.

To be honest, I didn't even consider that there was a possibility that Arya and The Hound weren't BFFs IRL.

Donna FTW!

And she was 42 and pregnant at a time when anybody over 30 was an older mother. Lucien was a badass.

And then there's Maude.

You would be correct, except that yeast is a fungus. Just found that out last semester.

I used to be an avid reader of Jezebel, but then everything started to be about rape culture and photoshopping. Recently, it has just been unadulterated man-hate. It's a parody of itself. A punchline. Sad.

Everything is rape.