Think where this country would be if the stars of 9 To 5 were running the show.

I’m not gonna blame Outkast for perpetuating this awful myth, but you do not shake a Polaroid picture. You hold it face down. FACE DOWN. Shaking a photo taken on instant film actually degrades the quality and does not speed up the development time.

I’ve been yelling this for 20 years and refuse to stop. I think that’s…

In The Mood For Love remains one of the most perfect films ever made.

Are we certain? By this point and all those heart surgeries, the man has to be a cyborg.

Tanner Buchanan looks like he was frozen in an underground Bop Magazine lab circa 1994. He was thawed at some point in the last decade to capitalize on 1990s nostalgia, yet the experiment failed to include any sort of acting instruction.

What dumb thing did you do as a teenager that you regret now? Come on. There must be something. 

Probably Kate Middleton, who is almost certainly vapid and awful, and perfectly fine with dressing like a 65-year-old woman while under age 40.

“Helena is a bustling metropolis.”

Best line of the film, IMHO.

Ed Burns is probably a perfectly nice guy in real life — an easy-going and congenial Alec Baldwin, perhaps — and may be the poster boy for marrying up by scoring Christy Turlington because goddamn, his movies are garbage. Deeply awful, how-did-this-get-made garbage with plots somehow so perilously dull yet absolutely…

Standard speed in good weather, not with the ice conditions one finds on the North Atlantic in April.

Fredrick Fleet totally saw the iceberg! It was Murdoch (if I remember correctly, along with Fleet, First Officer Lightholler was probably the least culpable of the crew on the bridge and lookout) at the wheel and he turned to miss the iceberg only to slice through 5–6 of the watertight compartments. Game over. Captain…

I’m assuming most people have forgotten about Pat O’Brien but the Pat O’Brien voicemails should get another look (er, listen) as a bookend to the Armie Hammer DM content.

I now just tune in for Ann Dowd and to hate-watch Elisabeth Moss, whom I used to enjoy but now find to be an irritating, one-dimensional actor. Since she continues to be the titular handmaid, I can’t wait to see how ridiculous the show gets in terms of explaining how she’s still alive. 

YES! I feel the same. It’s as if he was frozen in 1994 because his contemporaries started getting into trouble (Furlong, Hobie from Baywatch) or killing themselves (RIP Jonathan Brandeis) and thawed out for Cobra Kai without exposure to any media since then, let alone getting any acting lessons.

He’s one of the worst actors in recent memory and the weakest link of the entire show. The relationship that should be the heart of the series is Johnny and Miguel, and Season 2 suffered from too little of that and too much Robbie. 

A primary takeaway of mine from season 4 of The Crown is that it is tacit validation of she and Prince Harry’s decision to leave that gilded horse-laden hellscape.

Can’t wait to check out the Daily Mail’s ridiculous and racist take on what really is a moving and sincere oped. 

Definitely agree that this show does not put its male characters in a more favorable light. (Especially the further I’ve gone into this season.) The show’s characterization of Princess Margaret, for example, has been incredibly rich and loving. Helena Bonham-Carter is also absolutely perfect in the role. 

Children or (male) child?

Magic. Now how do we get to watch the original cut?

April 6th was 11 days ago. Good to see that the Jefferson County cops relentlessly demanding justice for Ms. Brown.

And if you’ve ever been to Jefferson County, it is only natural to expect that this Pillow man is hiding in some cop’s basement right now.