(Ben) Affleck puts his brother in everything (ugh), and while I don’t necessarily agree events that happened post-Chinatown need to be addressed on screen, you could arguably do just that by casting Casey Affleck as Polanski.

Kid Notorious was an awesome cartoon that not enough people watched and still unable to be easily found online.

Imagine what all those [former fanfic] writers at the CW would have done with it. Baby demons! 

He was Bad Company until the day he died.

It’s the rich mom from Parasite.

And they’re the only ones with any sort of likability.

Once a year, I see some headline or Tweet that reminds me Survivor is still on the air and this annual discovery never fails to illicit complete disbelief. 

Frank aka Black Frankie needs a spinoff. If we lived in a better world, he would be running it.

He’s always been White R. Kelly.

Lyndon LaRouche is probably damn near 100 now and when was the last time anyone saw him alive? 10 years ago, I was cornered by one of his disciples at Park Street in Boston while waiting for the bus and only then felt compelled to look up who and why this person was always running for president. I haven’t seen or…

Of course Ryan Murphy is doing a show that questions whether its protagonist is capable of empathy when Murphy’s storytelling has zero trace of such things.

They should have just called it Rambo No. 5.

Are you sure you watched Chernobyl? The Emmys go to a lot of undeserving shows and too frequently to Julia Louis-Dreyfus, but the only way the Fosse show can beat it is by applying the dying logic to entertainment people always voting for shows about the entertainment industry.

This reminds me of the time I threw a (legendary, I swear) Juggalo-themed party for a bunch of Burners, because this definitely feels like Burning Man-themed party thrown by and for Juggalos.

I just realized how fitting it is that his name is Thrush. 

I’ve always found that my true crime binges mirrored periods of depression, as if somehow watching this would convince me things weren’t that bad or because the genre goes hand-in-hand with misery.

I really want to know Monroe’s thoughts on City Confidential, the old A&E show that remains the gold standard in terms of…

I watched Fight Club again last night and decided it could also be viewed as a romcom about a man who is afraid of commitment. 

Burning Man without tech bros.

The first season kind of worked. Everything after went off the rails because CW programming is essentially what happens when you let people who do fan fiction make TV shows.

Always the first to call out the clueless audacity of some “idiot dude in a feminist t-shirt” Joss Whedon is the guy on your Facebook feed who, when not enthusiastically promoting burlesque shows or wherever he just ate brunch, constantly likes and comments on female friends’ selfies and posts articles about the…