I was born and raised in St. Louis. This is not how we slice our bagels. Even when the Panera sign says ‘St. Louis Bread Company,’ it doesn’t mean its some deep regional tradition bourn of something Panera initially did simply to put samples on their counters. The people who began ask for their bagels that way suck,…

This film will destroy you. And when I say this it means I cannot recommend it enough. If there is any justice whatsoever in this world (there’s not), Issa Lopez should be just as big as del Toro. She’s a phenomenal director.

A 21-year-old dude writes and publishes a blueprint for ‘courtship’ and dating. What could a possibly go wrong?

Mexican, American, and awesome. 

Salma Hayek is Mexican.

Every year when Emmy nominations are announced and Taylor Schilling’s name is on the list, I die a little inside. There are so many great actors in this series and neither she nor Laura Prepon are even close to making that list. Danielle Brooks is the lead and heart of this entire series. (I would also definitely give…

THANK YOU. Especially now that we know she still went to work at the nursing home, why couldn’t Taystee’s attorney call her probation officer? Even in a system this irrevocably broken, this seems within the realm of not only reasonable, be expected possibility.

Because I didn’t come back to this post until I returned to my laptop today? And probably because it is a trolling question.

Because film reviews should be used to shame feminist women who have been looking forward to this film since it was announced especially if the white dude writing it can also show us just how woke he is?

Is this a rhetorical headline?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a truly great biopic about a musician. All of them are mediocre ‘TV movie’ fare. And yeah, Bohemian Rhapsody definitely falls into that category. Usually these films are lauded for the performances but the films themselves are mediocre at best. I’ve been wracking my brain trying to think…

Yippee! Another Ryan Murphy series that checks all the representation stereotype boxes. (This being said, I may be almost tempted to tune in if Awkwafina gets a bunch of screen time.)

Hmmm...is all this shoes-at-home nonsense deliberate? Is this some sort of metaphor for monied ennui and misery?

More importantly, your screen name is perfection.

I feel as if last night’s also set us up for the inevitable introduction of Madeline’s mom who I assume will be portrayed by Michelle Pfeiffer. Also, I hear you about the high heels and also need to know WHY THE HELL DOES ABIGAIL LAY ON HER BED WHILE STILL WEARING SNEAKERS?

I’m a life-long Blues fan living in Boston. Moved here in 2000 and have watched Boston go from scrappy loser to unbearable, must-be-destroyed asshole by beating St. Louis teams. I’ve always been a bigger Blues fan than anything else, but I long gave up on ever believing I would see them play for the Cup, let alone in…

What would happen if Jezebel just stopped covering anything Kardashian-Jenner?

JoJo Siwa was made from sugar, spice, everything priced, and asbestos. 

That’s just as ignorant as right-wing idiots bashing on costal elites.

I moved to Boston from St. Louis in May 2000. Therefore, I am the magical force that transformed them from likable-enough losers into entitled asshats who bow at the feet of Tom Brady.

This one feels different, though. And I don’t know if its because I’ve always been a bigger Blues fan than anything else, but no STL…

As witnessed in The Wolf of Wall Street, DiCaprio could actually be a great comedic actor. This looks like more of that guy and less of the one that crawls into dead bears. I’m down.