Since we apparently really need to capitalize on its popularity, it would be cool if we just aired the actual Eurovision. There’s a reason the American spinoff of The Great British Bake-off never caught on — it will never be as good as the original and a lot of us want to forget we are Americans, if only for an hour.

PEDs and lip-syncing.

People are really leaning into this whole “let’s remake those problematic movies we still kind of enjoy from the 80s and 90s but this time, we’ll switch the male and female roles and beef the non-white best friend parts because representation,” aren’t they?

Is there a planet in the Star Wars universe where everyone is white?

My birthday was last week and my friends made me this cake. It seems appropriate to share here, mainly because I think everyone should have a Werner Herzog birthday cake at least once in their life.

10 years later, I still get rips**t whenever anyone reminds me of the BSG finale. Because it is the most terrible finale ever.

Am I less a feminist because I think Daenerys is the epitome of clueless liberal white privilege, and has little regard for anyone other than herself?

I refuse to learn what a Vanderpump is. I know the word exists, and this is and always will be the extent of my knowledge.

Tonic looks like a Hemsworth brother. Like if they had a cat as a brother, it would be Tonic.

This is not a St. Louis thing. It is a St. Louis Bread Company (Panera) thing. And only for 2 bagels — primarily Cinnamon Crunch, and perhaps Asiago Cheese. I’m posting my first response from when this was posted to my Facebook wall. St. Louis—and the rest of Missouri—have enough faults and problems and terrible…

A couple of old friends and I met him in 1999 when Dogstar played The Blue Note in Columbia, MO. This was also not long after The Matrix was released. We were three college girls trying to play it cool because we got to go backstage. First off —

Keanu: “Hi, I’m Keanu. What’s your name? Did you guys enjoy the show?”

I…

She would if she wanted excellent produce & her groceries for less, and fresh-baked French bread all in one convenient place.

As far as privileged white women go, I would hang out with Goop over Elizabeth Gilbert any day. I think the former may actually be able to talk about something other than herself. 

Like you, I also dug because seriously, it just had to be a spoof, right? But I was quickly able to find evidence of a brother and sister — they all seem to have gone from home schooled to Harvard Extension — and a father. I’m shocked they don’t have their own reality show.  

This one HAS to be her BFF. https://www.chanelrion.com/about

Jennifer Love Hewitt, come out come out wherever you are.

It might be even more fun to think about if you look at it like a Christian take on Showgirls with Candace Cameron-Bure as Nomi.

When I first saw this headline, I assumed it would involve Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin.

I know this article is about the other Trump brother’s mate, but am I the only one who thinks Lara Trump is a very obsessive Trump Family stan who somehow married her way in?

What if everyone in the media just didn’t report on anything related to Kris Jenner’s brethren?