I love Charlize Theron. Everything I've read or heard about her makes me think she's smart and tough and fun.
I don't know what the fuck she's doing with Sean Penn though, given his history and her own history of domestic violence.

I heard he's been assigned as a stableboy at Putin's Totally Hetero Shirtless Riding Ranch.

I'm sorry, but when was Tori Spelling ever relevant enough to publish even a single memoir?

I wanna boom boom with Jeff Goldblum. Any takers besides me?

A rejected idea: I Wanna Bone Joey Fatone

I want Rooney Mara, I have this whole subplot of them having to work a figure skating competition and Rooney has to double for Johnny Weir after an assassination attempt, I have a whole powerpoint about it.

That would be a great post.. nudge nudge :)

Patrick Stewart is everybody's Space Dad.

Yeah, I don't know. A lot of people seem to get into yoga for the physical benefits alone. Case in point, my own sister who is an accomplished yogi, teaches yoga, and is one of the most tightly wound people I know. Practicing yoga does not automatically equal peace and enlightenment.

Is Scientology not cult-y enough? BACK IN THE DAY I MADE DO WITH BODY THETANS AND LIKED IT.

Matt McGorry!!! He is so cute I can't deal.

The core values of what the church was initially supposed to stand for. Caring for everyone, helping the poor, actually trying to bring spiritual guidance to people who want it.

I can barely make sense out of this bullshit anymore.

Funny your Instagram's the broken one but I'm the only one who needed saving.

:(

New life time goal: party with Emma Stone.