EAT THE RICH. Are we waiting for someone to hand us a spoon or something?

No, he didn’t screw the suburban residents and the majority of those are terrible and probably deserve to be screwed in some capacity.

I desperately wanted the trailer for Tiptoes to be played last year when Gary Oldman won. And four or so years back when Matthew McConaghey won. (Patricia Arquette shall be spared.) Because more people need to know Gary Oldman once played a little person—while clearly walking on his knees—twin brother to Matthew…

Reincorporation is the only thing that will save St. Louis, even if it is another a**hole billionaire leading the initiative just so he can profit from it.

Wrong. St. Louis County taxpayers aren’t the ones on the hook for $60M.

Rollins/Kelli Giddish is terrible. I quit watching the show because it was increasingly centered around Rollins. My only explanation is that Dick Wolf is determined to make her a thing and should SVU get canceled, she will likely be the star of the inevitable Chicago HVAC.

I can’t quite describe why, but I always feel like she’s trying really hard to be our generation’s Sharon Stone.

I am immensely thankful all the chat about these alleged Jeff Bezos dick pics subsided because in addition to it being the precise definition of something no one anywhere asked for ever, their potential existence somehow forced my brain to see Jeff Bezos as Jeff Bezos’ penis every time I see a picture of Jeff Bezos —…

If Jezebel really is a feminist publication, it should stop covering The Bachelor(ette). 

Ok...so they’re always the same people? Its not a Menudo-ish deal where they eventually age out?

(I deliberately know very little. I find a cappella music to be a form of audio assault, but I’ll never begrudge decent people from living their dream so more power to them. Especially if they’re not pushed out of the…

Why is this a source of humiliation for Trump’s adult children? Was Ayers going to be like, their very own Cousin Oliver or DiCaprio’s character on Growing Pains?

I do believe that pitting two women against one another is a lazy and dangerous narrative, just as I believe British tabloids skew racist. All of this being said, everything about Kate Middleton bores me to tears. 

That’s not George R. R. Martin?

Again, when has committing oneself or marrying into the Kardashian-Jenners ever worked out well for anyone? 

Because you cannot criticize Beyonce on Jezebel. Ever.

Sounds like something a Republican senator would say.

Serious question, no snark — How is The Bachelor(ette) compatible with feminism? I’ve never understood how when it comes to exploiting women, this show gets a pass.

Also not a fan-fic person whatsoever. But I’m really replying just to tell you how much “...there’s some universe where they just fuck on a Thomas Kinkade painting, then fall asleep in each other’s tears” filled me with mirth.

I want to be Jane Fonda when I grow up. I also recommend last summer’s Jean & Jane season of You Must Remember This. 

I refuse to watch this show for everything you just said. And I am so sorry you had to go through this experience.