Have you ever listened to the lyrics of Ironic after turning 30? It is a terrible, horribly written song. Even beyond missing the meaning of irony, it is just a really terrible song.

Waiting for Lena Dunham to worm her way in.

Am I the only person who watched Get Me Roger Stone and thought to myself, oh my god I just want John Slattery to play this guy in an inevitable HBO adaptation of the 2016 election? Because I totally did and think he could tear that s**t up.

Am I the only person who watched Get Me Roger Stone and thought to myself, oh my god I just want John Slattery to play this guy in an inevitable HBO adaptation of the 2016 election? Because I totally did and think he could tear that s**t up.

Am I the only person who watched Get Me Roger Stone and thought to myself, oh my god I just want John Slattery to play this guy in an inevitable HBO adaptation of the 2016 election? Because I totally did and think he could tear that s**t up.

This is gonna be like “Creed” but with white people and airplanes.

And he was talking to a bunch of girls that aren’t his wife.

But Helena was never a bustling metropolis.

That story IS bonkers. Also involves Lionel Richie’s ex-wife. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/13/AR2007011300934.html

Read “Elvis and Me.” If I recall [from reading the paperback when I was 10], she went to live with him during her senior year in high school. When her parents came to visit and she gave them a tour, she writes of kicking away her shoes that had been lying next to ‘his’ bed so her parents would think there was nothing…

I’ve always been shocked Scientologist Laura Prepon plays a lesbian on OINTB because scientologists aren’t historically down with such things. But celebrity is always more important than all else, so...

It was both, I believe. Interstellar and Gladiator were definitely in there. No Top Gun. Heh.

You should check out Hans Zimmer’s recent Coachella set. I listened to it then promptly bought tickets to see it when it comes through Boston this summer. I cannot wait.

Can I wholeheartedly agree that diversity needs to be on greater display everywhere BUT also take issue that every time Jezebel reviews anything these days, it has to include a ethnic breakdown?

I know Kara Brown is the resident Shade expert over here, so if she can weigh in, sweet. I contend that Merkel inviting Ivanka to this summit is legit A+ shade. Thoughts?

Ever since discovering who Mike Pence is, I’ve been unable to separate The Handmaid’s Tale and Mike Pence. I think of one, I think of the other. I imagine watching this series will only cement that connection.

I still get the sads every time I remember Jerry Orbach is dead.

The reason you have no idea what helps grow a city is because you live in the County or Southern Illinois...guessing Mound City, Illinois?

Do you actually think they’re from the City? No. That’s someone from the County, and for them, the City has always been a White People Theme Park, more or less.

Your troll game wouldn’t get public funding, either.