NEVER. But maybe Love Magazine or have her pay homage to Crawford’s iconic workout tape in an upcoming photo shoot or something.

Isn’t there an older brother, too? Or is this him with a new haircut?

Can we stop calling her a model?

I still don’t understand who or what she is.

Its Beyfabe.

But many of the winners have been more model-y than Jenner.

I spent 6 days in North Korea. Then, I rented a bike and pedaled around Beijing for 14 hours without a helmut.

Its kayfabe. Anything the public sees is kayfabe. The Beyonce you see is pure kayfabe.

Nah. Black people can’t wear hoodies, nor can they give cops Pepsis.

Yes, its already a thing. It was a thing by mid-February.

I desperately want to believe this blind-af garbage was designed to kill Kendall Jenner’s modeling career. Because she wouldn’t have even made it to the part of ANTM where they get to leave the country. Nope. You can’t smize when there’s nothing inside.

The show was fantastic. Kidman was beyond exceptional. And the climax also managed to evoke Grease 2.

About 7 years ago, one of my best friends was flying back from Paris (to Boston). In coach. And all of the sudden, this massive man shows up to sit next to her and she’s just like, oh christ, this is going to be a long flight. She then notices he has all Louis Vuitton carry-ons. They exchange polite chit chat. By this…

No. Not weird. GOOD. Really good. And I haven’t thought about it in years, so thank you for that.

It doesn’t seem that weird when you look at the White House, unfortunately.

I avoid the parade like the plague, but have obviously attended a few times in the past. Many of the same groups march in the St. Patrick’s Day parade and Boston Pride. Granted, this was 7 or 9 years ago. I have no idea if this is now ‘acceptable’ behavior, but reading this news shocked me. Southie is what it is, as…

Oh no! I definitely didn’t mean any sarcasm or ill will towards you. I was just musing about what the Jezebel staff’s reaction would have been had the exact words of Emma Watson’s Tweet come out of Beyoncé’s mouth or Instagram.

But if Beyoncé Tweeted those same words...

Thank you. It IS possible to criticize Beyonce without it having a damn thing to do with race or embracing one’s sexuality. Do you know where on the internet we have this discussion? Because I found it hilarious this question was asked of Crispin when it precisely describes any mention of Beyonce on Jezebel.

Are they screwing up the Japanese trend of putting one’s hand on one side of one’s face, as to make your face appear thinner?