Producers should be ashamed of themselves for ever putting—let alone keeping—this garbage on the air.

$20 says he announces an Oval Office summit where he gets Mike Tyson and Don King to end their decades-long feud. Then puts it on a postage stamp. Because Black History Month.

Can I bring cashed-up bogans over here? Its better than nouveau riche — which just sort of popped out while I was on a rant — and bougie. Although bougie is kind of fun, too.

As a white person, I have no idea what its like to be anything but a white woman.

By celebrating the tacky nouveau riche on camera and making them ‘stars’—and creating a cottage industry out of it—Andy Cohen is complicit in getting us to where we are now. Just because he’s handsome, clever, gay, and says snarky things about celebrities while kissing other celebrities’ asses doesn’t make him a…

He is Human Sbarro.

But its not as if he’s like...like Ryan Lochte with a British accent. Or Gerard Butler. (I’m trying to give him a teeny tiny pass on this one but I got nothing.)

But as much as I agree with all of the things you just said, all of it gets thrown out the window if say, Beyonce was discovered kicking puppies.

Before: Jezebel — Celebrity, sex, and fashion for women. Without air brushing.

AGREED. Yeah...why is this a bad thing? Damon would also take on a more prominent role in Western advertising of the film given he’s a Western film star, so this should not be surprising.

And an easter egg released yesterday on the ARG suggests she IS very much alive.

Bernard and Dolores were the only robots worth caring about?

I hope Kanye West gets the help he needs [and this isn’t the next big KUWTK drama].

She was not the madam. OG Clementine was the madam. Maeve has only been the madam for a year or so — immediately following MiB’s trip to the park following his wife’s suicide.

Kendall Jenner is an embarrassment to modeling and the ‘fashion industry.’

Doesn’t Karlie Kloss seriously date the other Kushner brother? Would this make her a Quasi-Trump?

While it is not uncommon to share photos and home videos from when we were children, the amount of pre-fame footage posted by the Koven really does make me believe Kris’ entire existence revolves around her koveting of fame.

Tom Brady does not have any political beliefs because underneath the Uggs and Under Armor, Tom Brady is animatronic quinoa.

I like this so much better than Carrie Brownstein and Taylor Schilling.

I was just at Market Basket on Sunday night, and yes, it was right there at optimal viewing height.