This is one of those stories that causes me to wonder if Theresa Duncan and Jeremy Blake were onto something...because conspiracy theories always ring a little more true when Scientology is involved.

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But I still love her. I refuse to believe she is THAT dumb. She’s just quirky!

I’m more offended by his use of Kendall Jenner and the Hadids.

I get outraged about all sorts of cultural appropriation but what I see above are lame honkey hippie dreads that I’ve seen for years. I just came for the Angel.

Maybe I know one too many hippies, but this is so not new.

Please tell me she is Dame Mary Berry, or there are at least plans to make this happen.

Ok. But why was Jim Belushi there? And if so, did he bring his shaman?

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“Boardwalk Empire” was always the sort of thing eighteen-year-old boys who have anointed themselves film buffs after procuring “Reservoir Dogs” posters during the big sale in the quad would hail as genius. There were some good moments, but it never lived up to the hype.

If you’ve ever seen the incredible French film “Tell No One,” you might think to yourself “this would also be great if Ben Affleck did it in Boston.” At least I did after seeing it in 2011. And it turned out, he was attached to do the American remake (the original was adapted from an American crime novel by Harlen…

And then he does this at your documentary’s premiere party and you wonder if you can take him ANYWHERE.

Although Dierberg’s is so much better than Schnucks and that definitely looks like she’s hitting up the outside aisles at Schnucks.

I don’t care what it is actually called. The Edge will always be The Bear Movie.

Yes. My downstairs neighbor, Kyle. He also doesn’t much care for knocking and upon entering, announces “Hey, it’s me Kyle [last name].” He may casually inquire what’s going on and he enters my kitchen and asks if there’s any food.

Maybe? If they don’t require him to speak? When he gets older, he could even do a lap or two in one of the Cialis bathtubs.

To be fair, what else is he going to do other than swim? Could he coach swimming? Its not like he could even make money on the professional speaking circuit. His best bet is to probably run a bar in Cocoa Beach or Panama City. (And eventually end up on Bar Rescue.)

Its more 9/11 porn, isn’t it? (I haven’t watched the trailer yet.)

I loathe Will Smith, his wife, and his two children.

Emma Nelson would be the most annoying stripper EVER.