And it’s really good beer, too.

He’s the male, pro-sports version of Kendall Jenner.

THANK YOU. I’ve been thinking this all morning.

Two weeks with no Creature Feature? Do your new owners want us to cry?

Yet you don’t mention Beyonce’s Ivy Park line? Because flying spaghetti monster forbid any Jezebel writer says anything remotely critical of Queen Bey?

And why is ELLE interviewing her?

Why does it matter that this woman is pregnant?

Hot.

Will Smith on a Segway is still worse.

BUT...Russian scientists did make the discovery, so...could we assume they’re conspiring with Putin?

But this does kind of remind me of the greatest-ever episode of Degrassi: TNG where there was a Battle of The Bands and Ashley needed to stop writing songs about girls suffering in the Spanish Civil War and start writing No More Mister Nice Guy about how Craig knocked up that little man-hungry ho Manny Santos. And in…

Costner’s looks and image have always been very All-American throwback, which probably also helps land him these roles.

I guarantee everyone who swam on a relay with Phelps was there for reasons that go way beyond wanting to secure Phelps another gold medal. But NBC definitely would fight me on that one.

I am getting some shades of Michelle Smith. Hmmm... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_…

The Emmys finally woke the f**k up and gave “The Americans” some much-deserved love. Finally!

Pia Mia Rita Ora Pia Mia Rita Ora Pia Mia Rita Ora

Thank you. This entire common thread became commentary on her appearance and her uterus.

Anyone else recall this Vanity Fair cover story from 2007? Yeah...

I hope GSW goes 80–2 in the regular season, but then loses to Cleveland in the finals.

And Little Lindsey tried Natasha’s wine and hated the taste.